The head is in the wrong seat
Contact is centered. The window is just wrong — too high, too hot, too much spin for the air off the river. A jack can move that window.
Two different tickets
A plus-one click will not invent lag
People send us a driver that balloons and ask us to teach. People send us a slice and ask us to click. We will do one of those jobs. We will name the other out loud so you do not pay for the wrong morning.
The motion is writing the window
Face is open, path is across, low point is a rumor. Clicking the ring will change the miss, not delete it. We will not take that ticket as a sleeve job.
Sometimes the ring is tired and the motion is loud
We will say so on the copy and send you to a teacher we actually trust. We will not pretend ninety minutes on the pegboard replaces a winter of work.
How we decide in the first ten minutes
Three balls at N, before we touch the ring
If the cluster is already a window we can live with and the complaint is a two-way miss, that is a teacher. If the cluster is a consistent balloon and the face is quiet, that is a sleeve. Wren would rather send you down the street than jack a notch that will not hold on Sunday at North Park.
- We do not teach on the pad
- We do name teachers when the motion is the story
- A gift credit is for a jack, not an hour of talk
- If we stop a sleeve job, you are not charged as if we finished